It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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