How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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