Just mADE A PArabola og urine
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You are the jesus of drinking
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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