Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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