it hurts more in the daytime
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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