Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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