FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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