you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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