i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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