Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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