We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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