May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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