lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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