I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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