Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
