They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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