Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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