i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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