idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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