Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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