Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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