i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
