Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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