your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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