She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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