What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just gift wrapped bread.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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