Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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