Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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