She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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