singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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