Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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