I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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