I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Sober January is a disaster.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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