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(512): View more from Texas

hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.

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(512): hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes. http://tfl.nu/z5fi

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(419): View more from Ohio

this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children

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(419): this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children http://tfl.nu/wdp5

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein

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(412): waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein http://tfl.nu/1rbx

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(925): View more from California

can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet

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(925): can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet http://tfl.nu/pj67

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(801): View more from Utah

Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?

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(801): Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch? http://tfl.nu/p8up

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(812): View more from Indiana

there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.

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(812): there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected. http://tfl.nu/s29p

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.

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(715): She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar. http://tfl.nu/6ko7

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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?

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head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way

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(708): is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower? (1-708): head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way http://tfl.nu/d98n

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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing

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(818): He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing http://tfl.nu/62aj

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We left the knife in your bed.

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(780): We left the knife in your bed. http://tfl.nu/mwcc

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(563): View more from Iowa

My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.

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I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.

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(563): My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow. (1-563): I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning. http://tfl.nu/zocz

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(541): View more from Oregon

People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.

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(541): People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized. http://tfl.nu/aj4f

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.

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(423): I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. http://tfl.nu/bl1t

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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse

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(719): I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse http://tfl.nu/h22m

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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.

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(909): I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day. http://tfl.nu/6mst

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