You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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