so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?