Non-Jews are for practice
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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