she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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