im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
