I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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