Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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