no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Well I just put wine in my tea
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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