yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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