Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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