I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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