How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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