Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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