Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
