I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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