There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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