We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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