Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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