So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
