I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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