i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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