I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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