So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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