Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
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